Speaking as an omni married to a vegan with a huge appetite, youâd be surprised by a) how little bread is actually vegan and b) how quickly re-orders of the mushroom option would add up to be the most profitable item on the menu.
I have no idea what this is driving at.
Youâve been spared, I guess.
Rim shot.
Today in class I learned that Harry Potterâs balls have wings.
It wouldnât have been so bad if we could have just moved on from the sentence, but I had to keep repeatedly mentioning them while I laboriously corrected my studentâs grammar. I almost made it through with a straight face.
On a more somber note, earlier in the day I was informed that there was a monster in the White House. After some discussion, I found out that she had heard or read a story about a ghost in the White House.
TIL quidditch is a real thing
This is amazingly stupid and at the same time stupidly amazing.
Yeah, Muggle Quidditch has been around for a while.
But without the balls with wings 
You seem to have run afoul of the blur glitch, which I mentioned here:
So far, there has been no explanation from The Knowledgeable Ones.
Yes. I had serious difficulty uploading a photo, too.
Youâve never browsed the Adult Section of the Neverwinter Nights Vault?
Although, to be perfectly honest, nothing topped A Dance with Rogues
When critics get bored.
I happened upon my granddaughterâs homework assignment. She had drawn a King cobra on a throne dissing a shark. âI have caused more human deaths than you. Ha ha!â (Proud and a little creeped out.)
