Sorry, I think I missed that thread. I know I was around at the time, but I never read that one.
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Maybe the settlers’ name did too.
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Cannibalism is really hard on the digestive tract.
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living in Reno, where the Donner party last stopped before heading into the Sierra for their fate, this spin pleases me.
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with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth
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I regret reading the article and the excerpt.
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My new Morrissey cover band
bulbous salutation
And our debut album
extenuating his excitement
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Darn it, Peppy, there’s times when it’s just not appropr…
*sigh* never mind.
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The whole “barrel-roll” thing always gets me. I mean, either Eliza’s an android with an unusual set of moving parts, or Morrissey doesn’t know what a barrel-roll is. I suspect both.
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I’ve wanted that for years. Also having a tank of nitrogen in the trunk that could flood the road and choke a tailgater’s engine.
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I like the way you think. I can’t believe the number of tailgaters on my little car, especially when it’s a place you’re supposed to slow down, like off ramps.
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That’d be fantastic.
I also want something to deal with people who pull off a dick move to pass me, just to slow down/stop in front of me to make a turn at the next street anyway. Maybe a paintball gun behind the front grill, loaded with pellets of sticky putrescine gel?
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Wouldn’t an egg shooter be more ecologically appropriate?
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My theory was the owner of the car would have a difficult time figuring out where the horrible smell was coming from. No idea if that would work though 
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Yeah, I’ve also dreamed of using H2S instead of nitrogen. But that might be a wee bit too poisonous.
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Back in the late 90s I remember a website some one had for their car detailing the dual paint ball guns behind the grill, the (model) rocket launcher, the BB dropper that was mounted in his trunk
There were details on the air compressor that ran the paint ball gun. How the triggers were operated from inside the car. How the BB dispenser could release 4 separate loads of steel shot on the road behind him.
Sadly, that site was gone a few months after I found it. I fear it got a bit too popular and the car a little too easy to pick out.
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51X29.5 inch Reflective Car Stickers noctilucent scary high beam headlights on full beam horrible prank Terrorist blood hand Ghost ZM-5
by Shenzhen Honest Anan Trading Company Ltd
I don’t know whether I love the name of the product or the name of the company more.
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Seriously, where is the band names thread?
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