…must…not…be…pedant…
It was around the end of the year/beginning of the next that things hit their most grim for most of the party. It all depends on where that story goes from there. 
That’s not what I’m trying to resist being pedantic about.
The reindeer’s name comes from the German for “thunder,” just as Blitzen is German for “lightning.”
Edit to add:
…and it looks like I failed my will roll.
Ah.
Well, maybe that’s just the sanitized version. 
Remember when Johnny Depp trolled That Other Place?
It was here:
But his posts have been deleted. Someone tell me I’m not crazy.
Sorry, I think I missed that thread. I know I was around at the time, but I never read that one.
Maybe the settlers’ name did too.
Cannibalism is really hard on the digestive tract.
living in Reno, where the Donner party last stopped before heading into the Sierra for their fate, this spin pleases me.
with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth
I regret reading the article and the excerpt.
My new Morrissey cover band
bulbous salutation
And our debut album
extenuating his excitement
Darn it, Peppy, there’s times when it’s just not appropr…
*sigh* never mind.
The whole “barrel-roll” thing always gets me. I mean, either Eliza’s an android with an unusual set of moving parts, or Morrissey doesn’t know what a barrel-roll is. I suspect both.
I’ve wanted that for years. Also having a tank of nitrogen in the trunk that could flood the road and choke a tailgater’s engine.
I like the way you think. I can’t believe the number of tailgaters on my little car, especially when it’s a place you’re supposed to slow down, like off ramps.
That’d be fantastic.
I also want something to deal with people who pull off a dick move to pass me, just to slow down/stop in front of me to make a turn at the next street anyway. Maybe a paintball gun behind the front grill, loaded with pellets of sticky putrescine gel?
Wouldn’t an egg shooter be more ecologically appropriate?