Weird, odd stuff

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Jesus not only saves, he also makes frequent multiple backups.

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I forgot, is it him or his daddy who might send me for all eternity to the Trash folder?

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That’s the mystery of the trinity.

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Good old 6 D imaging.

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I’d rather see Mexico buy back California :stuck_out_tongue:

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and texass.

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And Draisaitl scores on the rebound!

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The context:
https://nochiquinn.tumblr.com/post/773424272357113857

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In SoCal we have side-botched lizards, a few inches long, totally harmless—and when they are frightened and need to escape, they get up on their hind legs (like Godzilla) and run (not Godzilla-like). You could continually frighten them so that they stand up longer (like Godzilla), but that would be cruel and possibly make them psychotic (like Godzilla).

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Also, as an Uber driver, you’d constantly have to check that the passengers have not left your doors a-jar.

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Awwww. Are they chonky, like baby Godzilla? That’s part of the appeal, I think.

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No. Quite slim. But they’re so cute, you’d be likely to overfeed them. Chonkiness could ensue, in that case.

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Lots of Godzilla plushies out there.

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Awwwww

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