I’ll take both a pickle and olive fountain, as long as there is also cheese.
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To combine the two perhaps a pickled egg fountain would work?
I tried to find an authentic picture of a dusty jar of grey sludge and floaty bits but big chicken seems to have removed them.
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Genius!
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Many Western composers were influenced by Gamelan music. One example, it being absolutely wild and fun, is Olivier Messiaen’s Turangalîla-Symphonie—his “ode to joy”—with its commissioned composition starting in 1946, perhaps celebrating the end of WWII. The symphony is worth a listen if only for the use of the Ondes Martenot. Here’s a small cut from the near 1.5 hour symphony:
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Newsmax 
Newsmin
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Not sure where else to put this. I can’t even come up with a witty pun
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Watership Down had police rabbits in it. They were…not the good guys.
Still, I suppose if someone cast a spell so that all cops were buns, the world would be a better place.
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Posted this in th’ Food Thread, too, also
This guy’s stuff is great!
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Bunco Squad obviously. 
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All Coney’s Are Bad?
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And people could say ACAB and be genuinely happy about it!
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Never heard that phrase before, and can’t find it with a quick search: what is a watermelon tabby? Is it what I would know as a mackerel tabby?
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