Indeed. I used to think that meant you shouldn’t use it for bong water. 
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the world’s first and only nighttime erection tracking device
Nah, been around for decades:
Some of the references go back to 1985.
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The 1950’s. With some unsavory associations.
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Wow, that’s even earlier than I thought. I learned of this kind of thing around 1979, when I was doing a masters project on measuring the mechanical properties of skin. We considered stretching skin and measuring the force needed, or using a tonometer, which measures the force needed to indent the skin (and underlying tissue, making it more complicated). One of the references we found was a report called “Design of a Tissue Tumescence Tonometer” by IM Yalcinkaya, then a student at Texas A&M. I had to look at the reference list in my thesis to get it correct (after blowing the dust off the thing).
The author made an acronym from his last two initials (MY) and “Penile Erection Tonometer” to make MY PET. At least he had a sense of humor.
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Some years ago they broke into a house on fire and saved the residents
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When I was growing up, I kept misreading signs like that. I thought it meant you couldn’t carry the water anywhere.
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Not to mention having the world’s only living Hands of Glory.
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But not for long!
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i love the idea of “hurricane trucks of happiness”!
here, that would be the water trucks that come in with cases of bottled water after a hurricane (remembering Irma).
maybe some comic book heroes could hand out the water? certainly not Disney characters, desantis would have a conniption and Disney would sue.
Florida… we’re fucked every which way!
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YouTube shorts breaks in the weirdest way.
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Seems more like a moment of clarity.
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Do Nazis next!
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[old stencil of a man with a mustache and text asking his followers to follow him]
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I’m sorry, I don’t understand the reference
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Thank you! 
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