If only there was some kind of way to prevent this
/s
Yeah, too many leaders seem to be stuck in medieval times, like Theodoric of York:
murder in the Keys?
looks like:
These Agatha Christie reboots need to stop spilling over into our reality…
yeah. this is something i would have figured to happen at the Caribbean Club rather than the dive outfit (Amoray, where this victim was found) up the road.
“The Crib”, as it is known here was where John Huston and Richard Brooks came up with the screenplay Key Largo and has a - ahem - colorful history.
The National Guard will not be engaging with the public, they said, but rather taking on duties that drain the time of sworn officers, like directing traffic. The troops can help secure crime scenes, distribute food and supplies to the homeless population throughout the corridor, transport prisoners, provide courthouse security and run drone operations used for locating suspects or assessing incidents, officials said.
Sounds like:
But with assault weapons and body armor…
This does mean that TFG can’t mobilize them. This isn’t great, but it sounds better than the alternative.
Not gonna lie, I’d love to have something like this happen at my funeral.
Provided nobody gets hurt in the process.
Better an interesting funeral than a boring one! you want people talking about you on your way out the door for years.
I’ve had that hapen at a military funeral I was detailed to. The cemetery had put the dirt pile right next to the grave and had put down a narrow plank to walk on. Once it rained that plank was slicker than snail shit. The lead pall bearer slipped and marched right into the hole. At least the coffin didn’t fall in.
That link seems unsafe. “Your phone has been hacked”
It was at his memorial service instead of his funeral, but I lost a close friend and beloved member of our local community a few years ago after a several year battle with esophageal cancer. The memorial service was held at the Leather Archive and Museum in Chicago and was packed with his partners, friends, and all the love we had for him. As it normal for such things, we took turns standing and telling stories of our time with him, mixed with laughter and tears. I can say with absolutely certainty that was the most times I’ve ever heard the word “orgy” used at a memorial service.
I came away from there with a pair of his nipple clamps, although I will never be able to bring myself to use those, so they’re in my treasure chest instead of my toy bag, and the realization that is infinitely better that after you’re gone, your friends and lovers laugh and smile at their memories of their time with you and cry because you’re gone instead of the other way around.
Thank you for pointing that out. Link removed.
That sounds like an absolutely lovely memorial…
Also, that archive/museum sounds awesome.