LOL, that is funny, the only way I can get my nails to grow is if I never polish them. I’m just looking forward to being irascible.
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I had to google that, and I’m sorry I did.
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I’m sorry you did, too. To redeem my complicence, let me forewarn you to avoid any research regarding two girls and a cup.
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Also beware of a large girl in a tub.
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I almost wound up getting emergency medical treatment for lack of oxygen due to holiday-themed Chapstick. --------> blueish lips
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What holiday?
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To be honest though, I’m not sure you were Lucky.
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I have a vague idea of what “goatsie” could be. It gets mentioned over on The Other Site frequently. But so far I have resisted the urge to Google it. Thank you for nobly reinforcing my resolve.
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The best description I can give for it, without creating horrific mental images, is “the kind of abyss that will gaze back into you.”
You are making the right choice.
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imdb says
For the scene in which Jack breaks down the bathroom door, the props department built a door that could be easily broken. However, Jack Nicholson had worked as a volunteer fire marshal and tore it apart far too easily. The props department were then forced to build a stronger door.
so I began to think–maybe this is a standard technique.
and found this:
for a more conventinal door, other techniques are faster (Halligan bar, pounded in with an ax). So maybe all three films do it the way that firefighters of their repective periods might deal with a door.
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How about wanted penis pictures? How can it tell the difference?
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What percentage of penis pictures d’you figure are wanted? I’m guessing less than 1% outside of a medical environment if a man is sending them to a woman. Men to men I’m not sure.
You can probably whitelist people whose dick pics you would like to see.
There were some lovely artsy dick pics on the old Rate My Dick Pic Tumblr, but it got shut down by their anti-porn sweep. I guess those were wanted too, but I can’t remember if the site author used email for that.
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Pretty sure that my cousin is interested, judging by his facebook activity.
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So what is the age limit for black nail polish? It would be a shame not to take advantage of it as much as possible before it’s too late.
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It’s a health issue, really. My 17yo was cautioned about it prior to getting her wisdom teeth out. It’s just that the older you are, the more likely the need to monitor vital signs easily.
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Oh I agree. I guess I was focusing too much on the wanted vs unwanted question. And my comment was sort of a joke—as is the whole idea of sending such things. I mean, can you imagine going back in time and showing a computer pioneer a cell phone, and saying, “See, isn’t this marvelous? Guys can send women photos of their privates!”
Edit for clarity
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In my imagination their first question is “why does it take so many lines of code?”.
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