Well this is interesting

Moss had no idea what their coordinates were.

“What rank are you?”

“Well, I’m not a rank - I’m a guitarist.”

A moment’s silence.

“What are you doing on the bridge?”

“Well, there’s nobody else here.”

“Who’s on the bridge with you?”

“So I said, ‘It’s me, my wife - the bass player, we’ve got a magician here…’”

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Actually, this is hilarious to a degree.

SPOILER: Count the commandments on the stone.

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I guess cursing is fine, but those kids better not be committing adultery or thinking about Stacy’s Mom.

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“Though shalt not make stupid math blunders.”

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Ya’know, I don’t think I ever really thought about it before, but… isn’t it interesting that it’s apparently not a sin to covet your neighbor’s husband?

It never fails, when you criticize someone else’s language details… :stuck_out_tongue:
Also… tell that to the “pi = 3” crowd!

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I guess I don’t use the word “thou” nearly often enough.

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22 years ago already and I remember everything about this.

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A country can always find a few sadists to work for them.

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Kilauea is at it again–fortunately in Volcano National Park and not threatening an occupied area.

In the same online edition is this story:

This may be a book I might like to read. It’s set in Hawaii, probably on the Big Island where Kilauea and Moana Loa are. I really liked The Andromeda Strain (as well as the movie) but not so much Crichton’s later works.

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I wonder if “…until death do us part…” was in any of his wedding vows?

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“…until I get a little more decrepit…”

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For over 50 years, at a cost of $15 million a year, a project to continuously keep breeding and growing and then paradropping a wall of millions of flesh-eating worms per week, fed on artificial flesh and irradiated, between the continents, to make them have sex. Sure sounds like a low-budget sci-fi movie. But I guess it’s just some people’s day job.

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Interesting and disturbing. Japan discovered the cruelest gameshow. Like “Old Boy,” but real.

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Methinks Mrs. Alito doesn’t know what the Sacred Heart of Jesus truly means.

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I just don’t know where to put the RFK, Jr. stories. And who does he think he is - Odin?

First thing I thought of, though I know they’re not exactly the same…still…

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Who has heard of this? Who’s seen it? (also, all his reviews are great, I highly recommend them if you don’t know about them already.)

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