{Cold Intro}
Frank walks into the VFW. Everyone cheers and says “Hey, Frank”, “Glad to see you”, “What’ll be, Frankie?”
Except the new guy, who studied his beer intently.
Frank walks up and sits next to him. And offers his hand in friendship.
The new guy looks up. “You must be Frank. I didn’t catch the last name though…”
Frank straightens up. His face grows cold.
"Don’t you know a a man’s Nom is his Castle?
{cut to title card}
Frank Castle is THE PUN-ISHER