Whatcha Watchin'?

I plan to watch it soon, so blur the spoilers please.

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Obliged, but c’mon son; he’s a virile Black man, in a horror movie with an attractive White woman
 do the math.

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Son? A little respect for your elders if you please, young lady. :wink:

Okay, I watched the movie last night. Good fun, if a bit silly. But I don’t know if your math automatically adds up in the context of today’s Hollywood. He’s the romantic male lead after all, not a secondary monster-fodder character, and he isn’t shown as inferior to Malorie in any way. If I had had to guess, my money would have been on the survival of the whole adoptive nuclear family. If you told me one of them had to go, of course, it’s obvious Sandra Bullock and two cute kids aren’t going to get the chop.

I don’t usually get too excited about spoilers, unless the whole point of the narrative is the mystery, or the surprise twist. Heck, I even enjoyed

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yeah, overall i have to say that we liked it, too, but at the end i had SO MANY QUESTIONS. i was surprised that so many recognizable people were in it.

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I guess I’m showing my age with my usage of old slang:

*lolz

Aside from the trope that Black people typically don’t survive to the end of a horror movie, there’s the fact that when the film starts it’s just Malorie, Girl & Boy going down river; Tom is nowhere to be seen. It’s clear from the beginning that he didn’t make it that far.

Apparently, Sandra Bullock is like the highest paid actress in Hollywood right now; they had to have a comparable cast


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spongebob-fry-take-my-money

Can we just have him, Ava Duvarney, Ben Wheatley, and Jeremy Sauliner make all the movies from now on
 Maybe James Gunn, too? OH, and Jordan Peele! DUH


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Oh, I loved JDatE, but then, I loved the book, too. (I’ve got both the 2.0 Permuted Press and 3.0 hardcover versions.) Coscarelli’s adaptation is magnificent-- I’m not sure anybody else could have done justice to it.

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Pretty good. Stick with it through the credits for a mid-credit scene.

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So there is this show

I’m not going to recommend it :-1:

“A bunch of people wake up on an abandoned mountain island spaceship and don’t remember who they are and/or how they got there” sounds like an old clichĂ© to me.

I’m just here to complain about this one thing.

There is a scene very early in the first episode, where Graham Neezha (or whatever his name is) first looks out a window and realizes where he is

looking out
 
looking in close
 
looking in far

The rings are rotating at different speeds, like they’re all supposed to have different strengths of artificial gravity — HEY WAIT, if they’re rotating to create artificial gravity, then WHY IS OUR HERO STANDING WITH HIS FEET TOWARD THE CENTER OF ROTATION?

OMG that is so not how physics works.

OKAY, OKAY, they’re just rotating to look pretty, never mind. They’ve all got magic artificial gravity that pulls everything toward the center. That’s how things work in this story. THE FLOOR CURVES DOWN. Fine.

BUT WAIT

looking down
 
close up
 
floor curves up

Look at that. Look at that floor. CURVING UPWARDS.

The production designer who built the sets knew how artificial gravity is supposed to work on a spinning spaceship. But the CGI people, the ones who made that first scene where you see out the window? They couldn’t figure it out so they just flipped a coin. And nobody checked it and nobody cared.

TFW you just want to reach through the screen and fire people :unamused:

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Because she can lead any movie from end to end. She is amazing. Sandra Bullock has screen magic and she works her ass off to make sure every scene is tight as hell. She has my respect. It’s not easy to pull off being the star of a movie and she does it over and over again.

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started watching/savoring the last season (season 3) of A Series of Unfortunate Events last night. i love how much fun they clearly had making it. Neil Patrick Harris is a treasure.

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Will be watching this soon


killer-mike-dancin

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“but, but, but that’s every single thing in my life and my world,” says the average white person

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This is relatively horrific, but a well done film


It’s pretty upsetting on a number of levels, so be forewarned.

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Apart from that imdb link I can’t find anything about this one.

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It doesn’t seem to have a wikipedia entry, but it’s up on Rotten Tomatoes, FWIW


It’s largely about the trauma of the war in Bosnia and that kind of trauma colors everything for the survivors. It’s on the netflix, though, if you’re interested in watching. Given the subject matter, it is an upsetting film, so be forewarned.

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So it is. I thought I’d looked there first. Yes!

And oh shit, Solo came out on Netflix with Spanish titles. It’s so much more accessible than The Room, but I don’t think anyone really gets it.

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Okay, DC TV fans: I’m considering getting into Legends of Tomorrow, since I’ve heard it’s wonderfully bat :poop: crazy. But I’ve also heard season 1 isn’t that great. Do I skip it entirely, only watch select episodes, or just work my way through?

(If it matters, I haven’t been watching any of the DC TV shows. I have some knowledge of characters from the many comics I used to read, so I won’t go into it completely ignorant.)

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US release in March, though it’s been released in other countries (I’m currently watching on pirate streaming).

All I can say is congratulations, Terry Gilliam. You finally did it. Such determination.

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Well, crap. The $10 Legends season 1 sold out. And I found out the thing I really want to see (Beebo) happens at the end of season 3
 it seems like a lot to catch up on.

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