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So youâre getting a shantering of snow then.
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Perhaps the Zuckerberg pile-on ought to have its own thread? Or, given some of the reactions, maybe Schadenfreude Pie would be a good spot?
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I have to think that when you make the same mistake repeatedly (e.g. underestimate the flammability of elemental carbon), the crush is going to start questioning the âsmartâ part of that.
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âŚyou get 1.4M followers on YouTube.
ETA: The video that @Wanderfound linked to reminded me of when, in my youth, I used my model train transformer and a couple of pencil leads to generate an arc that I could use to cut apart the plastic airplane and tank models that I had outgrown.
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I think my biggest issue with the weather here right now is the wide swings weâve been seeing, like weâve had some 30-something degree mornings, and then a few days later, itâs 80 in the afternoon.
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Hopefully, I never have to testify, cause Iâm 5â! Iâll look like a toddler!
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Tall women are screwed too, because if they dress authoritatively theyâre bitches before they even say a thing, and if they dress femininely theyâre not taken seriously (same as short women).
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Good dog. 
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Lies. It advertised the worst song in the world but did not, in fact, play MMMBop.
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Iâm pretty sure that âworst song in the worldâ is a superpositional state, whenever youâre listening to it the waveform collapses into whichever âworst songâ is statistically most likely.
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LOL, as opposed to The Worst Band In The World, which is actually a great song and is in fact a donut.
@Chaz1 another classic (yes, this is real not a parody):
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[cat shakes off hat]
[cat bats hat around the floor]
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Of course thatâs what would happen.
Itâs no secret what a cat is thinking.
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more weather reports should be done like that.
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