North Macedonia: “Hold my beer.”
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I think there would be lots of routes you could take (some of them much shorter), since many cities likely have 70F normal high on the same given date.
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Yeah - way too much texass for my tastes.
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Weather stations with an average daily high temperature of 70F by date (2006-2020 data)
Me too! But you could spend the entire year in California, with perhaps a short jaunt into SW Oregon in July or August.
ETA: Looks like you’d need to go to Jacksonville for the end of the year. ROAD TRIP!
It’s hypnotic
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More pretty pictures of rivers
Colorado River near Cisco, UT:
Salton Sea area. The corrugated diagonal strip is the Imperial Sand Dunes.
Missouri River & Milk River, around Fort Peck Dam (MT):
And a bit farther west, around Great Falls, home of the Sip ‘n’ Dip Lounge (mermaids!). The prominent circular mountain range is the Highwood Mountains:
Confluence of the Osage and Missouri Rivers, near Jeff City, MO:
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… the fuck is happening in the desert?
Also, what’s the deal with “spine dislocation”? Does that align with “places with tall trees”?
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Suffocation seems to align with Mormonism.
Except for the motor vehicle accidents (maybe), most of these could be the result of sex.
I’m from Missouri & that tracks
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i note that florida is the only one with “head injury” as the main owie.
that explains a lot.
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I wonder if more serious scrapes happen in Hawaii, or if people there actually see doctors for small injuries.
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Surf rash?
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I was thinking coral and lava rock walls scrapes. Hawaii has lava rock walls everywhere! They’re pretty low and I could see people hopping over them and getting scrapes.
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Interesting that Michigan, AKA The Mitten, has such a high number of hand injuries.
Mom had at least three what required hospital visits. Two from knifely kitchen mistakes; they were always followed by a portentious “Uh-oh.” Don’t recall either instance’s requiring stitches - they butterflied 'em.
Another one was due to being thrown by a very nasty spotted pony: she hung on to the reins (don’t do that when parting company!), and the buckle at their center bit and chewed up her poor little fingers sumpin’ fierce. Gloves may have helped, but not much…except for thick & stiff leather/suede ones that are for construction workers, not riders. I think the doc re-located one of her fingers, and had to clean and wrap a couple more.
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New Jersey and Maryland, sprained hand…Delaware with rotator cuff sprain… 
Yeah, that tracks.
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Are you suggesting that Mormonism is caused by suffocation?
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